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What are the best ways to help someone who will not admit that they have a problem?

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Most Helpful Customer Reviews 
Have a drink on me!
   By  chatchi  on January 26, 2012
Size Name: Medium
My boss has this thing about his employees drinking at work. And when I say “this thing” I mean he doesn’t let us do it.Once my office installed metal detectors at every entrance to the building, my days of sneaking in a flask were over. Fortunately, I was able to satiate my day-drunk cravings by soaking gummy bears in vodka overnight and eating them at work the next day. While disguising my intoxication was never an issue, my rapid 30-pound weight gain and obvious constipation issues quickly triggered a number of alarms with upper management.I needed a new way to get hammered at work, and I needed it now.After having a water cooler discussion with a well-endowed girl in the office, my mind drifted from the conversation to her chest — was there a way to sneak booze into a bra?Wouldn’t you know it — there is!The Wine Rack is a comfortable sports bra with a removable polyurethane bladder that can hold up to 25-ounces (750ml) of your favorite cocktail (in my case, Jägermeister). The long drinking tube tucks nicely into the bra when not in use and easily reaches my mouth when I need a drink. Whether you need a big gulp, or just a sip, the on/off valve lets you control the flow of your beverage with relative ease.Just be sure not to drink too quickly, otherwise your rapidly-decreasing bust size will invite its fair share of questions.While the bra is machine-washable, the bladder must be hand-washed, but that hardly deters me from using it every day. The Wine Rack comfortably fits anyone who wears a 34C-38C bra, but be forewarned that it’s a little loose on average-sized guys like myself.The visible bra straps through my dress shirts occasionally raise a few eyebrows, but so far I’ve been able to easily dismiss them as part of my therapeutic back brace. And don’t be too concerned about the sloshing noise you make as you walk down the hall — it’s minimum, at best.Cheers!

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By chatchi on January 26, 2012
Size Name: Medium
My boss has this thing about his employees drinking at work. And when I say “this thing” I mean he doesn’t let us do it.

Once my office installed metal detectors at every entrance to the building, my days of sneaking in a flask were over. Fortunately, I was able to satiate my day-drunk cravings by soaking gummy bears in vodka overnight and eating them at work the next day. While disguising my intoxication was never an issue, my rapid 30-pound weight gain and obvious constipation issues quickly triggered a number of alarms with upper management.

I needed a new way to get hammered at work, and I needed it now.

After having a water cooler discussion with a well-endowed girl in the office, my mind drifted from the conversation to her chest — was there a way to sneak booze into a bra?

Wouldn’t you know it — there is!

The Wine Rack is a comfortable sports bra with a removable polyurethane bladder that can hold up to 25-ounces (750ml) of your favorite cocktail (in my case, Jägermeister). The long drinking tube tucks nicely into the bra when not in use and easily reaches my mouth when I need a drink. Whether you need a big gulp, or just a sip, the on/off valve lets you control the flow of your beverage with relative ease.

Just be sure not to drink too quickly, otherwise your rapidly-decreasing bust size will invite its fair share of questions.

While the bra is machine-washable, the bladder must be hand-washed, but that hardly deters me from using it every day. The Wine Rack comfortably fits anyone who wears a 34C-38C bra, but be forewarned that it’s a little loose on average-sized guys like myself.

The visible bra straps through my dress shirts occasionally raise a few eyebrows, but so far I’ve been able to easily dismiss them as part of my therapeutic back brace. And don’t be too concerned about the sloshing noise you make as you walk down the hall — it’s minimum, at best.

Cheers!
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Are you a fan of Sriracha? If so, we’d suggest picking up a few extra bottles soon. The town of Irwindale, CA has filed a lawsuit against Huy Fong Foods, demanding the company halt operations at its local factory after many residents began complaining of burning eyes, lungs and occasional headaches. The company plans to fight the lawsuit, but founder David Tran says consumers can expect Sriracha prices to increase “a lot” if Irwindale forces the plant to close. According to Tran, Huy Fong Foods is currently producing 200,000 bottles of Sriracha per day, all of which are pre-sold, but the company is still struggling to meet demand as is. A judge is expected to issue a ruling on the matter this Thursday. (Photo via ilovememphis) source

Oh no! I need to go buy more bottles of this ASAP.

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Are you a fan of Sriracha? If so, we’d suggest picking up a few extra bottles soon. The town of Irwindale, CA has filed a lawsuit against Huy Fong Foods, demanding the company halt operations at its local factory after many residents began complaining of burning eyes, lungs and occasional headaches. The company plans to fight the lawsuit, but founder David Tran says consumers can expect Sriracha prices to increase “a lot” if Irwindale forces the plant to close. According to Tran, Huy Fong Foods is currently producing 200,000 bottles of Sriracha per day, all of which are pre-sold, but the company is still struggling to meet demand as is. A judge is expected to issue a ruling on the matter this Thursday. (Photo via ilovememphis) source

Oh no! I need to go buy more bottles of this ASAP.

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Study: Earth suitable for life for at least another 1.75 billion years
Live Science: A new study conducted by scientists in the UK concludes that Earth should be suited for life for at least another 1.75 billion years.
A nuclear holocaust or a rogue asteroid are among the potential disasters that could prevent Earth being habitable for that long.If one of those scenarios doesn’t occur, between 1.75 billion and 3.25 billion years from now, Earth will travel out of the habitable zone of the solar system and move too close to the sun, causing Earth’s oceans to evaporate.
Photo: This composite image uses a number of swaths of the Earth’s surface taken in January 2012. (NASA/NOAA/GSFC/Suomi NPP/VIIRS/Norman Kuring)

This is a huge relief! We’d been walking around thinking we only had another 1.5 billion or so.

Thank goodness!!

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breakingnews:

Study: Earth suitable for life for at least another 1.75 billion years

Live Science: A new study conducted by scientists in the UK concludes that Earth should be suited for life for at least another 1.75 billion years.

A nuclear holocaust or a rogue asteroid are among the potential disasters that could prevent Earth being habitable for that long.

If one of those scenarios doesn’t occur, between 1.75 billion and 3.25 billion years from now, Earth will travel out of the habitable zone of the solar system and move too close to the sun, causing Earth’s oceans to evaporate.

Photo: This composite image uses a number of swaths of the Earth’s surface taken in January 2012. (NASA/NOAA/GSFC/Suomi NPP/VIIRS/Norman Kuring)

This is a huge relief! We’d been walking around thinking we only had another 1.5 billion or so.

Thank goodness!!

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Poor David! Hahaha.

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Fascinating stuff.

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brute-reason:

My new favorite thing.

Drinks are not consent. Flirting is not consent. Relationship status is not consent. Time of night is not consent. Previous sexual acts are not consent. Consent to A is not consent to B, C, D, E… Consent now is not consent later. A coerced yes is not consent. Previous partners is not consent. A lack of a “no” is not consent. An inebriated yes is not consent. In short: only (fully concious) consent is consent. And what is that? A passionate yes, every step of the way!

Clear? 

Correct

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Seems legit.

Seems legit.

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One Hundred and Seventy One.

Today I took our Bichon, Molly, for a walk. While strolling along, a woman came up to us and asked to pet Molly. The woman, Tara, had Down Syndrome.

Seeing how delighted she was by Molly reinforced my decision to want to help people. It made my heart smile.

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One Hundred and Seventy.

Why do I continue to stay?

Tonight I was told that I’m lazy, not really sick, a piece of shit, that no one cares about me, that my Diabetes is my fault (I’m type 1,) that my sister is too fucked up on drugs to come see me, that working in AC will turn me back into a party-girl and that for the next couple of weeks as my body is healing, I’ll be of no use to him.

Apparently he has taken it upon himself to read my emails. Classy.

I don’t need this. I’m in the hospital with another fucking kidney infection and this is what my “loving” boyfriend continues to lay on me.

Once I get out of here I’m going back to NJ. I should leave numbers of anger management and substance abuse counselors for him.

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I once dated a guy with the same haircut. 

I once dated a guy with the same haircut.